People who love sausage and abide by the law should never watch both be made. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. No matter how you start, it`s always against the wind coming back. An expert is the one who predicts that the work will take the most time and cost the most. If the facts do not agree with the theory, they must be eliminated. Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a train. Experience is something you only get when you need it. Each tool, when deposited, rolls in the least accessible corner of the workshop. The only things that start on time are the ones you`re late for. The rule of accuracy: When working to solve a problem, it`s always helpful to know the answer. Logic is a systematic method of arriving at erroneous conclusions with confidence. No genius, no matter how great, can overcome the attention to detail. The limits of what is possible can only be defined by going beyond the impossible into the impossible.
If everything seems to be going well, you`ve obviously missed something. If you check your grades before an exam, the most important ones are unreadable. Whatever women do, they have to be twice as good as men to be considered half as good. Fortunately, this is not difficult. The expert knows more and more about less and less, until he knows everything about nothing. A memorandum is not written to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. Complex problems have simple and easy-to-understand wrong answers. It is impossible to make anything infallible because fools are so resourceful.
Opportunity always strikes at the worst possible time. When in doubt, mumble; delegate if you are in difficulty; If you are responsible, think. Once a job is polluted, anything done to improve it only makes things worse. In every little problem, there is a big problem struggling to get out. You can not successfully determine in advance which side of the bread to butter. The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group. If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can lead to disaster, then someone will do it. In a social situation, the hardest thing to do is usually the right thing to do. No matter which way you`re driving, it goes up and against the current. An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less. Adding workers to a late software project makes it spend enough time confirming the need and the need will disappear. „Murphy`s Law of Economic Policy“: economists have the least influence on policy, where they know most and agree the most; They have the greatest influence on politics, where they know least and disagree most vehemently.
Law of Cheops: Nothing will ever be built on time or on budget. Everything can work if you play with it long enough. The chances of going to the store for a loaf of bread and only going out with a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you. If the plane you are on is delayed, the plane you want to transfer on will be on time. Never attribute to wickedness what is adequately explained by stupidity. Murphy`s Law, this cheeky reformulation of Godel`s theorem. The ones you seek approval the most give you the least. The problem with resistance to temptation is that it may never come back to you. After all that has been said and done, much more is said than is done. When he moves, greet him; If it does not move, pick it up; If you can`t pick it up, paint it. If there is a possibility that several things will go wrong, the one that causes the most damage will be the one that goes wrong.
If you don`t succeed at first, you destroy all the evidence you`ve tried. Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood. The most dangerous thing in the world is to have no purpose.